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5:11am Oktober 22, 2014

IMC RYING OVER THESE SPONGEBOB NOODLES

germanlanguagerocks:

conjectural-technologies:

golgathor:

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BECAUSE LIKE

IT’S IN FRENCH TOO SO ALL THEIR NAMES ARE IN FRENCH ON THE SIDE LIKE WE GO MISTER CRABS AND PATRICK

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OKAY THIS MAKES SENSE EVERYTHING IS GOOD HERE THEN THERE IS SANDY AND GARY

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THIS IS FINE AND THEN THERE IS SPONGEBOB

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ALL GOOD SO WHERE IS THE PROBLEM?

SQUIDWARD.

I MEAN I JUST

YOU THINK OKAY ITS GONNA HAVE SQUID IN IT RIGHT?

NO INSTEAD YOU JUST GET

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CARLO

C A R L O

In German, he’s called Thaddäus Tentakel

4:27am Oktober 22, 2014
Anonym asked: Skin colour should mean nothing. Obviously to some people it does. And I'm sorry if for some reason you are offended by this. All I'm saying is that everyone should be equal.

iwilleatyourenglish:

RACE IS IMPORTANT BECAUSE WE MADE IT IMPORTANT

WE, AS WHITE PEOPLE, USED RACE TO FUCKING OWN AND SLAUGHTER PEOPLE

WE CONTINUE TO USE RACE TO FUCKING OPPRESS PEOPLE OF COLOR

AND YET THE MINUTE OUR RACISM IS BROUGHT TO ATTENTION, WE SAY “OH, UM, RACE IS MEANINGLESS”

YOU DON’T FUCKING GET TO DO THAT. YOU DON’T FUCKING GET TO USE RACE TO HAVE POWER OVER PEOPLE AND THEN TURN AROUND AND SHAME THOSE SAME PEOPLE FOR FIGHTING FOR THEIR RACE, FOR STANDING BY THEIR RACE, FOR BEING PROUD OF THEIR RACE DESPITE OPPRESSION, DESPITE BEING TOLD THEY ARE INFERIOR.

RACE IS A THING THAT EXISTS NOW IN OUR SOCIETY. PRETENDING IT DOESN’T IS TO SILENCE EVERY PERSON WHO HAS SUFFERED BECAUSE OF THE COLOR OF THEIR SKIN, TO TELL THEM “YOUR SUFFERING IS NOT REAL.” IT JUST ALLOWS RACISM TO FUCKING THRIVE.

3:42am Oktober 22, 2014
animalcell:

fohk:

Over half way there by Toyota UK on Flickr.


this drives me bananas

animalcell:

fohk:

Over half way there by Toyota UK on Flickr.

this drives me bananas

2:58am Oktober 22, 2014
wannabebandkid:

voovoov:

sniikt:

tell me it’s not only me

and chairs that don’t have them are never comfortable

I call it the fidget bar because I always bounce my leg on it

wannabebandkid:

voovoov:

sniikt:

tell me it’s not only me

and chairs that don’t have them are never comfortable

I call it the fidget bar because I always bounce my leg on it

1:48am Oktober 22, 2014

johnnymarrsboyfriend:

coffee—queen:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

internationalflycentre:

blasianxbri:

Racism in its PUREST form.

I mean, let’s be real. Bill O’Reilly is ignorant as fuck. 

Fuckin prick

how deep seeded your cism  gotta be to call a successful black man with a PHD a drug dealer then go on your show everyday and say racism doesnt exist

my parents like Bill O’Reilyy and the only way we can get along is if we never discuss anything related to politics or beliefs on anything

1:21am Oktober 22, 2014

gallislaygal:

optimysticals:

pansysky:

spookytox:

reaill:

grimfemme:

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two

Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?

You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.

DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!

NONE OF US KNEW THAT

I am so confused that people don’t know about ‘standard’ giant shredded wheat. Is this one of those “I am old” things?

I definitely believe that this is one of those “I am old” things.

That is why the mini-wheats are called…mini.

how old are these i don’t remember them

12:54am Oktober 22, 2014
leafsfeelings:

choptail:

*SLAMS REBLOG BUTTON*

HIT REBLOG SO GODDAMN FAST

leafsfeelings:

choptail:

*SLAMS REBLOG BUTTON*

HIT REBLOG SO GODDAMN FAST

12:27am Oktober 22, 2014

raptor-rider:

ayla-kurone:

nanibgal:

piezeth:

angryteenagebear:

"video games would be better off without Nintendo"

…the video gaming industry wouldn’t be half of what it is now without Nintendo.

Nintendo literally saved the gaming industry’s ass on several occasions you asswipe

#SAYING NINTENDO SHOULD NINTENGO IS A NINTENDNO

YOU SAID IT, NINTENBRO

ARE YOU SERIOUSLY GONNA MAKE PUNS PLEASE NINTENDONT

IM SORRY WE DID NOT NINTEND TO MAKE YOUR LIFE DIFFICULT

12:25am Oktober 22, 2014

socialjusticekoolaid:

Last Night in Ferguson (10.21.14): A state senator was arrested (and mama may have been legally packing), one of the lead organizers, nettaaaaaaaa, was roughed up by police, and one of the main sources of footage/live feeds, Rebel Z, was detained in what seems to have been an intimidation and straight up harassment tactic. The police are out of control, and it’s only getting worse. If you think this is over, you need to look again. #staywoke #farfromover

Ferguson is still happening. Are you still paying attention?

Tune into Z’s UStream tonight to watch developments live. 

10:33pm Oktober 21, 2014

all-too-well:

have we reached it………? have we reached the promised land?

10:06pm Oktober 21, 2014

facebooksexism:

afrofilipino:

men: i’m not a ‘misogynist’ wtf it’s not like i hit women myself i just laugh when it happens, damn

It’s scary because it’s accurate.

9:38pm Oktober 21, 2014
9:12pm Oktober 21, 2014

nostalgiaultra:

djscrewatarave1998funeralcrunk:

harrystylesdildo:

Volunteering at a soup kitchen is one of the least productive things you can do to change the world. Art can inspire people and motivate them. Food is important, yes, but you aren’t changing that person’s life. 

whoever wrote this post has definitely never been hungry

I remember one christmas we were short on money so my brother just drew us some pictures of mashed potato it was poppin!!! We ate the pencils too!!!

8:45pm Oktober 21, 2014

lacigreen:

internetdoashouting:

Bless your heart Joseph Fink.

ON POINT.

8:17pm Oktober 21, 2014

crowwizard:

deadbeatuncle:

dude if you’re 5’8” you’re technically 4’20”

fuck